I swear this is happening to me again. Just when I thought things were getting better, here we are starting over. It's like a curse. To be honest, I'm starting to feel like giving up.
- Maybe I should change my habits
- It must just be my imagination
- I need a vacation
You Won't Believe What Just Happened!
I nearly fainted when the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A dog was dancing in the middle of the room/sky. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were screaming and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
You Won't Trust This!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. Someone was walking down the street and out of nowhere a herd of chickens came out over a building. They were flying check here all over the place, and cars were confused. It was absolute chaos! It was so wild I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
I Still Can't Believe My Eyes!
It all started with a weird event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw slacked in utteramazement.
I couldn't fathom what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a movie. This can't be real, right? It has to be a trick of the eye.
Maybe I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
This Is Unbelievable!
Folks won't believe this just took place. This is insane, I feel I'm going to pass out! The whole thing was just so wild.
- It's unreal
- No joke
- This is going to be a storyI'll tell forever
Well, I'm off! You won't believewhat happens next!
I Just Can't Wrap My Head Around It
Seriously, the concept is just completely over my head. I attempt to getting a handle on it, but it's like decifering hieroglyphics. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Perhaps re-read what I've been told?